I Don’t Do Floors (The Rest is Negotiable) by Dances with Gary
So, I told Dances with Gary that was a HUGE fan and then realized I didn’t have a rec to demonstrate my fan girlness. So, without further ado:
Title: I Don’t Do Floors (The Rest is Negotiable) PG-13 Humor AU
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Summary: “So, do you always travel with a machete and a parachute?” SG-1/SGA AU remix of ‘The Librarian: Quest for the Spear’.
Why You Should Read This:
It’s the perfect example of Dances With Gary’s work– fun, biting humor, and a twisty little plot. Of course, Rodney would be THE Librarian. 
