Title: To Quote Malcolm Tucker; or, Get the fuck in or fuck the fuck off
Author: Kim74
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (BBC ‘Verse)
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: PG-13
Genre: First Time, Humor, Romance
Summary: Sherlock is cockblocker and a prick tease and John is not amused.

Why You Should Read This:
Because a cockblocking Sherlock Holmes is a thing of beauty and John is frustrated and grand and perfect. AWESOME! (Aside: I think frustrated!Watson is my kink in this ‘verse)