Title: Once Upon a Furry Octopus
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing(s): Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Genres: First Times, Humor, Pre-Slash
Word Count: 5,965
Summary: He was an intelligent, intuitive pet, but he wasn’t going to start sniffing out ZPMs or hidden Ancient weaponry or detailed instructions on how to kill a Wraith with a common household item. A pen, for instance.
Why You Should Read This: If you’re a fan of first times, as well as fics that make you go “Awww,” then this is the fic for you. Ernie is a furry octopus type creature that is found on Atlantis, and works his way into everyone’s hearts as he steals their pens and communes with Ronon’s hair. And when it comes to John and Rodney, Ernie can see it just like the rest of Atlantis – with John and Rodney being the last to know.