Title: All That For A Rubbish Punchline
Author: nostalgia
Fandom:  Dr. Who, Torchwood, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Pairing: Jack Harkness/the Doctor
Rating: Teenish
Warnings: Mention of underage sex with plants.
Genre: Crossover with Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Word Count: 750


A brief but effective DW/Hitchhiker crossover.

Why You Should Read This:

Well, this is really short.  And really funny, so why the hell not?

The Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about the Doctor: “Freelance chaotic element. If something bad happens to you, it’s probably his fault. Has attractive sidekicks.”