Title: Look At This Stuff, Isn’t It Neat? (AKA THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD)
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Rating: Teen And Up
Genres: Humor, First Time
Word Count: 2,795
Summary: (from the author) Last night on gchat, Roommate Kate told sutlers and me a story. A wonderful, magical story. (from the reccer): This is a happy, cracky fic that is basically a cross between Hawaii Five-0 and The Little Mermaid. Yes, seriously.
Why You Should Read This: This is one of the crackiest fics that I’ve ever read, and it involves both writing and the IM chat between the author and some LJ friends. In the telling, the author writes about mermaid Princess Steve, and how he goes to the surface and meets a guy from Jersey. There’s lots of lines like this: Princess Steve fucking loved being a mermaid. It was awesome- you swam all day, and no one expected you to wear a shirt.