Title: Mail Myself To You
Author: aesc, dogeared, sheafrotherdon
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing(s): John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Alternate Universe, Humor, Short (1k-10k)
Word Count: 13,623
Summary: Doctor Rodney McKay, Ph.D., Ph.D., compulsively orders books on astrophysics and the like just for the sheer pleasure of writing insulting comments in the margins.
Why You Should Read This: Because as one-shot AU’s go, this is probably one of the cutest, but it’s also one of the most overlooked. And I don’t say cute as in “Awww!”. I say cute as in “Laugh so hard at Rodney that coffee comes out your nose.” See, this fic features the adorableness that is a flustered Rodney McKay, and it is truly a thing to behold. I mean who can resist Rodney realizing he has a crush on John? This is a snippet from the fic that just makes you smile:
He has a crush. He has a big, ridiculous, hairy crush on the delivery guy – John. John the barely-clothed UPS man of doom. John the leg-flashing book handler of lewdness. John the scorching-hot, aviator-sunglasses-wearing strumpet.